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Joke of the Day

"The biggest joke of 2015.. When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President."

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"I found out how to make my penis 16 inches I Fold mine in half"
"""ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""RE-ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL""."
"Wife: You're so lucky, I'm like a trophy wife! Me: Wow, I'd hate to see what they gave to the second place guy."
"A paleontologist who studies failed ancestral lines... A Faileontologist"
"Vegetarian: *lists 100 reasons why I shouldn't eat meat* Me: Counterpoint: bacon."
"What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile"
"It is estimated that 1 Million people plan to gather at Times Square to watch the ball drop while looking down at their phones."
"How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria? [OC] Like, a cotillion of 'em."
"What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger."
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