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Joke of the Day

"100 ways to reach me: 1.) Text Me. 2.) Call Me. 2.) E-Mail. 3.) FB .... 98.) Homing Pigeon. 99.) Signal Flares. 100.) Voice Mail"

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"I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet."
"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"
"It's pretty sad that even in 2013 chameleons care so much about skin color."
"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"
"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, ""do you know how to drive this thing?"
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