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Joke of the Day

"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."

"*sneeze once* God bless you! *sneeze twice* God bless you. *sneeze three times* Get your shit together, Steve."

"What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet."

"My parents are so proud of me! I won a math debate."

"I gave my friend an elephant. It was standing in his living room. He said, ""Thanks for the elephant"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."

"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""

"Hi, my name is Typo! It's spelled 'Tpyo'."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."