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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"Kids: Always remember to brush your drugs and don't do teeth."

"*walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00"

"How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven."

"I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It's on its last legs now."

"In case you think you have the laziest cat in the world, my cat has had a turd half-in/half-out her butt hole all afternoon."

"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"

"Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Beiber and The Burger King walk into a boxing mach..."

"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."