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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."

"What do Redditors always get confused by? Seven."

"What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt"

"I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy"

"We all know by now that when someone says, ""I'm sorry, I never got that text,"" they ABSOLUTELY got that text, right?"

"My friend asked me if I wanted to walk down a hill with him. I declined."

"I have a dog named Hot-Dog. Isn't funny? hahahaha...."

"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."

"Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper."

"What's the difference between a jew and a Canoe? Canoes tip"