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Joke of the Day

"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."

"What did Russia say to Ukraine? Crimea River"

"What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!"

"My favorite Jobs: 1. Blow 2. Steve"

"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"My girlfriend found a spot between her boobs this morning, the doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"I work at a restaurant and one of the chefs there is both dyslexic and epileptic. Ended up sending out a chicken seizure salad."

"What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice belt."

"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."