13333
Joke of the Day
"""Hitler, no Hitlering!"" said Dora. But it was too late."
Next Joke
"*sits perfectly still for a 12-hour portrait painting* ""Delete it."""
"Neighbor A combination of horse and pig"
"I heard the new iPhone is selling well. In fact, it's a real 6s."
"How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb? They don't: They screw in a vacuum."
"I bet... ... you clicked here."
"Indiana Jones: [screaming as his hand is crushed under a door] ARRGGHHH! WHY? WHY DID I REACH FOR MY HAT? I OWN SO MANY HATS!!"
"[ER] Me: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AM I DYING DOC? Dr: *loosens my belt*unbuttons my pants* Me: is this appropriate? *blood returns to legs* oh."
"Every now and then I see something that brings a little tear to my eye. Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on."
"What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew."