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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I meet a pretty girl, the first thing I look for is intelligence because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine."

"Think most people would be both disappointed and relieved if they realized just how little other people care what they do."

"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand ...and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*...."

"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"

"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"

"I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares."

"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"