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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"

"I went to an archery range. I shot a lot of targets in arrow."

"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."

"Scott Stapp thinks he's Bono. Six Feet From The Edge."

"I was gonna make a sodium joke but... Na"

"[in DM] She: Don't talk like that. Me: With my thumbs?"

"Catwoman's full name is Catherine Woman."

"Before you reply angrily at a tweet, just ask yourself if you'd yell at a retarded kid for screaming irrelevant shit into a megaphone."

"How did hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis"