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"What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? One is ash and gas, the other gash and ass..."
"My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel. I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome."
"What have the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' got in common? Icy dead people."
"""Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you"" Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed."
"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"
"I just found some of my long lost relatives from Alabama on incestry.com"
"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."
"How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out."
"Where do magical animals go to jail? Azkabarn"