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Joke of the Day

"Catwoman's full name is Catherine Woman."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"

"Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket."

"The only way to know if a jokes is actually funny is to tell it to an African-American. Black laughs matter."

"I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once."

"What not to do on a first date: ask what gender they are."

"If the people in your car don't match the stick figures on your rear window, I'll report your vehicle stolen."

"Eskimo What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity? ""Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."""

"Ask your doctor if being a doctor is right for him. Everything isn't about you."

"How many Pao's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you."