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"I was gonna make a sodium joke but... Na"
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"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside? K9P."
"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."
"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"NASA finally completes plan to colonise moon. M:O:O:N"
"DAD: u can grow up to be anything u want ME: imma be a hamster D: ok not that M: *already building an elaborate series of tubes to run thru*"
"When I was a kid I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of soda... ....but when I grew up I realised it was just a Fantasea"
"Friend: How many calories does heartache burn? Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire."
"Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!"
"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""