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Joke of the Day
"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."
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"*at the pond* ""honthere's something i need to ask you"" *emotional* yes? *blows duck call* *ducks on water arrange to spell out 'TACOS?'*"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !"
"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."
"Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage."
"The cruelest part of the movie Bambi?nnnnHis mom named him ""Bambi."" nnShe deserved what she got for that."
"What would Jesus say if you angered him? ""I'm Crossed."""
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"
"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."