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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass"
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"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."
"[a dolphin kisses me at sea world] ME: so like what are we"
"Did you know unicorns exist? Yeah man. You didn't know? They're short and fat, and people call them rhinos."
"Jesus: My God, why have you forsaken me? God: Lighten up drama queen."
"Checking my lotto numbers makes me forget everything I know about probability, and gives me a temporary belief in the power of prayer."
"You always hear people saying suicide isn't the answer... But how do they know it's not the answer if they haven't tried it? I haven't heard one person complain after suicide."
"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."
"On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be at 3am when I drunkenly lock myself out of my apartment."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters."