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Joke of the Day

"It must be garbage truck mating season, judging from the sounds outside."

"I've been having an affair with a film director's wife. Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious. I said to him, ""Look, mate, don't make a scene."""

"I can't believe it's already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time."

"Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide..."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain."

"I'm finally going to do something about my alcoholism I'm going to pour out all the booze in my house. One shot at a time."

"Always put your best foot forward. Unless you're wearing Crocs, then neither foot is your best."

"school sucks 2/10 stars would not recommend"

"Their are two sides to a political argument. Right wing and wrong wing."

"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"