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Joke of the Day

"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct."

"The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting. It's like she's never seen a penis before."

"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."

"Liberty Bowl 2014 Of course it comes as no surprise that just across the street from the ""AutoZone Liberty Bowl"" would be the ""Advanced AutoParts Freedom Bowl""."

"Could you play us a song? Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*"

"Knock knock Shoes there. Must be the invisible man."

"I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words"

"I may be a terrible lover with a tiny penis... ... but the ladies who know me say I can hold my own."

"If you gave Captain Crunch a blowjob, would the roof of your mouth get all scratched up?"