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Joke of the Day
"What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? A Chopin' knife!"
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"What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*"
"I started playing water polo the other day It was all fun and games until my horse drowned"
"A kiss will make her day But anal will make her hole weak"
"Why did all the native people move out East? Because there is no work out there."
"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"
"What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A passenger you racist fuck."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus-stop and a Lobster with boobs? one is a Crusty bus station, and the other is a Busty Crustacean!"
"Why did the cannibal go to KFC? He heard it was finger licking good."
"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."