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Joke of the Day

"I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry... but graphing is where I draw the line!"

"I took my grandma to one of those fish spa's where the fish eat your dead skin Sooooo much cheaper than burying her in the cemetery."

"Killing people is just like smoking cigarettes I can stop whenever I want"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

"What does a battery have that a women hasn't? A positive side...."

"why is peter pan always in the air? Because he neverlands"

"Every time I tie my shoe I feel like I'm giving a faraway sniper the go signal."

"What do you call a Germany virgin? Good 'n' Tight"

"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""