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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"
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"I should've listened to my dad. Friend: What did he say? Me: How the fuck would I know? I didn't listen."
"Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas 6 and crayfish 200. You're clearly not that complicated."
"Magician to a hot chick: I will do a magic trick on you. I will fuk you and then I will disappear."
"My Terrible Joke How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast? Because there was a kellogg in the toilet"
"My husband suffers in silence louder than any person I know"
"They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry."
"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."
"Hate shaving? Cut some time out of your morning routine by leaping into the ocean and letting the tide drag you to a watery demise instead."
"A Wife calls her son to see where him and his dad are He answers with moans in the backround, ""In my room?"" He says, the mom storms up there expecting porn, or sex. She got one of them right..."