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Joke of the Day

"News: German diver receives a 0.0 score. Apparently, Olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls."

"'Say it with flowers' Send a wreath"

"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"

"Raj Koothrappali met Justin Bieber... Unfortunately he couldn't speak with him"

"I wondered why the truck was getting larger... ... Then it hit me"

"Report card day: The only day where double D's are a bad thing."

"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on TV. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11""."

"What is the biggest mistake Steve Jobs ever made? He thought it was ""being at Apple every day"", not ""eating an apple every day""."

"Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller? To find out his phos-fate!"

"My Fallout 4 Review It's a blast."