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Joke of the Day
"News: German diver receives a 0.0 score. Apparently, Olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls."
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"""I'm never drinking again."" -someone who will drink again"
"What is Mary short for? She has no legs"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !"
"Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles But at least they drive slowly through school zones."
"Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you're going to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Cows go"" ""Cows go who?"" ""No, Silly. Cows go moo"""
"I ran into a racist Jamaican on Halloween, I went into a gas station wearing an Obama mask, he said no mosques allowed."
"Reporting on your own superheroic activity while in your secret identity as a reporter is an ethics violation, MR. KENT."
"You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you You'd make a decent sniper!"