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Joke of the Day

"If you say ""NO YOURE UNDER ARREST"" the cop legally has to get in the back of your car."

"For this New Years resolution I'm not going to smoke any more weed. But I'm not gonna smoke any less either."

"[Rappers job interview] Boss: What is your biggest weakness? Me: My rhyme game is weak. I can't speak. I'm a geek. Birds have feathers."

"What does Zeus wear under his tunic? Thunderwear!"

"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."

"taylor swift: oh my god look at that face you look like my next mistake me [with mouth full of like way too many Doritos]: what"

"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"

"I always tell my kids that it's ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people."

"A Limerick There once was a man from Port Crown Who went to a doctor in town. The doc gave to he A sup-po-si-to-ry. ""I will not take this sitting down!"""

"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it."