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Joke of the Day

"If I'm going to be in your dreams tonight please let me know so I can stuff some socks down the front of my pants."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot..."

"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""

"My girlfriend has a pet and I had a pet chicken. Her donkey ate my chicken. Now, I have my cock inside her ass this whole time."

"Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear. Is it too late now to say ""sari""?"

"What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream? Grand Theft Gelato"

"I'm basically just waiting to eat again."

"They really should call the Day After Tomorrow ""Threemorrow"""

"Mum: ""OMG clean your room! This is MADNESS!"" Me: ""Madness?! NO... THIS IS SPARTA!!"" *Kicks Mum*.."

"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"