182012
Joke of the Day
"Are you in a serious relationship with a rock? If you are, don't take it for granite"
Next Joke
"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"
"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."
"I like to ask strangers in line at the DMV to guess my weight just so I can see what I can get away with putting on my license."
"Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel."
"Nothing says "" My divorce didn't go as planned "" quite like the guy with grocery bags hanging on the sides of his bicycles handlebars"
"Today my dad died in a scuba accident It was a very depressing situation"
"Why is your paper blank? Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D"
"What do you call Catholics who marry Jews? Cashews!"
"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"