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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel."

"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."

"I have a joke about time travel But you got it the first time. (Best told two or three days after making the recently posted ""I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it."")"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"

"Just been told I've got the job as a mime ... I'm speechless."

"Would you like to hear a good joke about Jonestown Massacre? Nah, nevermind, the punchline is too long."

"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."

"Why did the lobster blush? Because the see weed."

"My dancing style can best be described as ""Guy On Maury Who Just Found Out He Isn't The Father."""

"What breathes out but never in? Your asshole"