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Joke of the Day
"So then the otaku says... That's no body pillow. That's my wife!"
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"Knock knock! Come in."
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"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""
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"There are two guys in a radar station... when all of a sudden an incoming missile shows up on the radar. One guy shits himself and the other guy turns and says ""Ha! ICBM""."