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Joke of the Day
"So then the otaku says... That's no body pillow. That's my wife!"
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"I got an escort for my grandpa's 100th birthday. She said that she would give him super sex. He said ""I'll take the soup."""
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"Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work? He didn't want no scrubs"
"Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"I cant English good? I prefer to speaking to writing on paper so that my grammar isn't as tearable."
"What do being in the mafia and cunnilingus have in common... One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!"
"Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*"
"My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty... ...my wife is going to be disappointed."
"One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, ""Hail, Hitler!"""