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"Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems"

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"If I were God, I'd totally be cool with you using my name in vain. Feel free to say, ""Oh John"" next time you're cumming ladies."
"I recently bumped into a Frenchman wearing a bagel as a scarf. He said it was a real pain in the neck."
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"My yoga teacher is awesome. She really bends over backwards."
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