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Joke of the Day

"They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry."

"what's the worst thing about eating your veggies? Getting them out of the wheel chair......"

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."

"Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?"

"COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena"

"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."

"Hot damn, you see this shit honey? The knife on TV just sliced a tomato after cutting drywall. I guess my plan isnt as stupid as you thought"

"What does the Queen put on her toast? Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat"

"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic I wont take no for an answer."

"A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves."