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Joke of the Day
"I've got washboard abs. But unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard."
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"Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies ""I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"""
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute."
"Senate: Red House: Red Supreme Court: Red President: Orange"
"You know if you stab a salad 23 times It becomes a chopped salad"
"I want to follow you back, really, I do. But the hash tags. My god the hash tags."
"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."
"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr"
"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."