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"Senate: Red House: Red Supreme Court: Red President: Orange"
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"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" American children."
"What's the problem with tipped cows? They can't MOOve"
"Keep in mind that ""The Cat in the Hat"" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone..."
"There's 4 and a half inches of light snow outside ...or as most the men on Tinder would have me believe, 8 inches and really thick."