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Joke of the Day

"Walk up to random strangers on the street and say, ""I love your podcast!"" You'll make 3 out of 5 of them very happy."

"What do Trump and Sanders have in common? They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination."

"Stopped to put air in my tires today. The pump cost $1.50! I remember when those things used to only cost 25 cents. Guess the price has adjusted for inflation."

"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."

"Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat? Not because he was in to bestiality, you Islamophobe. He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"

"What did the cactus say to his wife? 'Aloe Vera!"

"Why do all Pirates wear eye patches? Chuck Norris."

"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Father's day."

"How come oysters never donate to charity? They are all shellfish."