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Joke of the Day

"why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? to get to the bottom!"

"Coffee shop barista thinks I look homeless because I'm fashionable. Joke's on her. I look homeless because I'm lazy."

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."

"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."

"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."

"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"

"I've been messing about with my ouija board and i asked it if i was gonna get laid tonight. The pointer keeps gliding between the H and the A. It's been half an hour now...."

"Leather armor is the best for sneaking because it's literally made of hide."

"Mexico is now the world's fattest nation, is plagued by gun violence, and has a big problem with illegal immigrants crossing their southern border... I guess they became Americans after all."

"Why is it called the ""color TV""? Because it was invented by a black person!"