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Joke of the Day

"Can I ask you two questions? Ok, what's the second one?"

"Why do people say ""get well soon""? Why don't you want me to get well now?"

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking...JK, Rolling!"

"Ran out of time At work today a coworker said to me... Coworker: I was goin to make a smoothie for breakfast but I ran out of time . Me: You put thyme in your smoothie ?! ."

"It sucks how pizza doesn't grow back."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!!"

"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"

"My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, ""You're fine."" Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist."

"My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for ""minimal lettuce."" He said he was sorry but they only had iceberg."