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Joke of the Day

"The boy and the priest. A touching story."

"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."

"First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian. (I can say this cause I'm Italian.)"

"I used to steal famous comedian's jokes I still do, but I used to too."

"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."

"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

"TIL that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own version of the devil . . . You will know this fake Flying Spaghetti Monster by his name, for he is known as the Im-Pasta."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you the answer tomorrow."

"After years of courting her , she finally said yes Followed by 'thats him, officer'"