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Joke of the Day

"No thanks resolutions, if I wanted to be reminded of everything I didn't follow through on at the end of the year, I'd get married again."

"So i said to my wife... ""Every time you correct my grammar, I love you a little bit fewer"""

"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."

"Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un uf."

"Why does O.J. Simpson claim that he's not a murderer? He's an ex-murderer."

"What do you call a slut during the holidays? A Mistlehoe."

"It's ok to believe in life after love. Cher if you agree."

"Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!"

"At the sushi restaurant: What kind of eel is this? Diner at the sushi restaurant: ""What kind of eel is this?"" Waiter: ""Do you love it?"" Diner: ""yeah"" Waiter: ""Then, that's a moray"""

"I went to a zoo that only had no animals in it. I exclaimed, ""Doggone!"""