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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate."

"A dead person, a 2 year old, and a thot are all asked to count to ten. Which one can do it? It's the thot that counts."

"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of ""Edward Sizzlerhands"""

"Why did the electron go to jail? He was charged with battery!"

"Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar."

"My paranoid boyfriend broke up with me. ""It's not you,"" he said, looking around. ""It's them."""

"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"

"What do you call four condoms who play music together? A rubber band."

"How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush"

"What is a feminist's favorite math topic? Triggerednometry"