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Joke of the Day

"I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring."

"Did you hear the story about the frog? It was ribbeting."

"I was forced to put my grades up for adoption I just couldn't raise them"

"I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose."

"What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !"

"I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought ""Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness"" was inappropriate."

"A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I'm at the airport."

"A Buddhist walks over to a hotdog stand He goes to the vendor and says ""Make me one with everything."""

"What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway"

"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"