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Joke of the Day

"What's a Vice Presidents favorite type of math function? An Al Gore-ithm"

"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."

"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"

"Why do Donald Trump's hands seem to act erratically and sometimes seem to stop where they are at the worst times? He suffers from low-handwidth..."

"If only Lord Ram used Apple maps to reach Ayodhya, Beijing would have been celebrating Diwali today."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"Why don't girls have beards? It's in their ""jeans"" ;)"

"Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone? Because he has to cosign"

"(NSFW) Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm... He walks up to his wife and says, ""This is the pig I've been fucking!"" Wife: ""That's a duck."" Guy: ""I was talking to the duck!"""

"What is something a lot of redditors mix up? /r/askreddit and /r/jokes titles"