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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"

"What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest"

"Where do OB/GYNs go to school? Gynecolleges."

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"I was at a cafe when a Frenchman spilled water on himself. It was a pretty l'eau point in his life. (L'eau is French for water)"

"Perfect Joke: Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was assaulted."

"So, Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're printing ninten-dough."

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife. My wife."

"I'm against cloning. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam and Adam and Adam."

"A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said ""Free Candy"" on the side. I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet."