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Joke of the Day

"Bigger Breasts Wife: ""How can I make my breasts bigger?"" Husband: ""Just rub toilet paper between them"" Wife: ""Why would that work?"" Husband: ""It worked on your butt"""

"Have you heard the one about the witch's broom? It's sweeping the valley.(That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)"

"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."

"A girl agreed to go on a date with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water. I schwepped her off her feet."

"I need help, my wife was killed in a hit and run.. Why would someone drive through the kitchen?"

"What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms."

"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"

"One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying ""I'm a huge fan, Bobo."""

"What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican."

"My therapist thinks I have a drug problem. My dealer says she's overreacting."