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Joke of the Day
"I became rich by selling fertilizer. I have some very prosperous phosphorus."
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"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks"
"Yarrr, have ye seen me mizzenmast? It's mizzen."
"What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work? A futility knife."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat? A permanent ban from the petting zoo"
"What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters."
"If your Uncle Jack was on an Elephant.... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the Elephant?"
"What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson."
"Sex is like grammar. Not all guys do good at it."
"Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for ""Race,"" I add a question mark and then write, ""Anytime. Anywhere."""