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Joke of the Day
"My spirit animal is a tapeworm."
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"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."
"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"
"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."
"Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead."
"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"
"I'm sure there's a supplement I could take or another easy solution to cure my laziness. Someone look into it for me."
"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"
"I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday."
"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."