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Joke of the Day
"Why Can't you fool an aborted baby Because it wasn't born yesterday."
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"I'm usually not into butt plugs... ...it's actually the other way around :)"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"
"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"
"Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither."
"Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1""."
"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!"
"Fuck! I have to fly to California to prevent a forest fire. THIS IS TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY!"
"I was frozen down to absolute zero yesterday... Don't worry, I was 0K."