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Joke of the Day

"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"

"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics? Being able to walk."

"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."

"What would Jesus do? Get nailed to a cross and bleed out."

"Where in the world can you find the highest concentration of Jews? The atmosphere."

"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"

"That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive"

"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."

"What is Vladimir Putins favorite food? Peaches and Krim"

"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"