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Joke of the Day

"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again."

"3 guys walked into a bar... I was outside, i didn't see what happend..."

"Years after presidency, the introverted former president Obama is asked if he has ever had an affair. He responds with ""I've never been one to cum outside of Michelle."""

"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""

"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"

"I'm surprisingly calm about Internet spoiling Star Wars to me. Who could believe Kylo Ren is actually vegetarian and grandson of General Akbar"

"A Wizard walks into a gay bar, and disappears with a poof."

"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"