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Joke of the Day

"Why does the sun never set on the British Empire? Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!"

"Sorry I misunderstood BYOB, what should I do with this buffalo?"

"I don't attend funerals, even if I was close with the deceased. I'm just not a mourning person."

"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"

"What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns? Birds of Pray"

"What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls"

"If you want to say something ""rude"" for the person you hate the most: 'It wouldn't be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it's money wasting!"

"Shout out to... Everyone who doesn't know the opposite of in."

"If you wear a onesie to a wedding, no one will ever invite you to another one."

"Two jews walk into A bar... Ahbar then gets insulted that the jews even looked at him and demands that his country declares war on Israel for these unspeakable crimes."