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Joke of the Day
"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"
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"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Batteru Royaru with Chizu"
"Wife A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."
"Kiss her in the middle of her sentence chicks dig when you visit them in jail"
"Love when skinny people complain that they feel fat. I just shrug & tell them to eat less. Go fish for compliments somewhere else, bitch."
"My teacher called me into her office today. She totally wants my D To go up to a C."
"""Hey man what happened to you, you look like you've been in a fight?"" - ""You should see the other guy..."" ""He was fucking huge, I didn't stand a chance"""
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."
"What do you call someone having butt sex with Stephen Hawking? Ingenius"
"David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'."