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Joke of the Day
"Prostitute Pony What did the prostitue pony where on its hooves? Whore shoes. Ok, I'll stop:("
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"Finally got funding approved for the gay club I'm opening in Prague. The Czech's in the Male"
"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."
"So, I told that contortionist that I didn't care much for his act. ...And he gets all bent out of shape about it."
"A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife."
"Why don't SJWs like Reddit? It's a real cispool."
"I'm not that great at origami... I cut corners."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved down there, you know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah the f*cking drain is clogged again."""