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Joke of the Day

"So, I told that contortionist that I didn't care much for his act. ...And he gets all bent out of shape about it."

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"What do you call someone who rapes a king? A penetraitor."

"What's the most popular Internet meme in China? Ayy lMao"

"2 Scientists walk into a bar, one asks for H20 and the other asks for H20 too. The other scientist dies."

"Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying? Because he thought he was melting."

"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."

"1 and 2 dogs name you'r dogs 1 and 2.You eat One. You still have two."

"How many feet are in a yard? 4 if you have a dog."

"What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive."