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Joke of the Day
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
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"Whose the most vague person in the Military ? General Direction."
"God said, ""Peter, come forth..."" But he came fifth and got a toaster instead."
"I just said, ""who the hell is calling here at 9 o'clock at night?"" and I died a little on the inside."
"RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, More like hepatitis type 2 ayyy lmao"
"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef"
"Giant methane storms on Uranus phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"
"I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"