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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ice and dry ice ? Dry ice lacks of water."
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"What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant? Cast Fetus Deletus."
"How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go swimming?"
"I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words."
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of cow manure? the bucket"
"Mohammed Ali & Michael J Fox How come every video of Ali and Michael J Fox I see them in they're shaking hands? To soon....?"
"A small agency has opened in the UK to sell potential extremists to ISIS. Not surprisingly, business is booming."
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising my goats."
"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"
"Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years."