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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between ice and dry ice ? Dry ice lacks of water."
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"I'll never have a stable job I don't really enjoy working with horses"
"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtian."
"If Silver Surfer and Iron man... If Silver Surfer and Iron man began working together, they'd be alloys"
"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"
"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."
"She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."
"Confucius Say . . . Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless."
"Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for a bad summer."