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Joke of the Day
"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."
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"What did the lazy suspect say to the court? I haven't done anything to warrant a rest."
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"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."
"Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church."
"How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"I'm so incapable of accepting a compliment that I've started just flat out refusing them. Them: You look lovely today. Me: No thank you."
"What do hippies call there sex life before they get married? Prius"
"Our middle child says we neglect him/her."